Dear Mongolian Grill

Dearest Mongolian Grill,

I have been feeling this way for a long time now and I can no longer keep my feelings in.  Sweet, sweet Mongolian Grill, how I love thee with all my heart.  Every day when I check CNU’s Navigator app and see thee open, my heart flutters with joy at the anticipation of feasting on your beloved teriyaki steak with diced carrots and steamed broccoli.

 I remember the first time that I had you.  I was but a freshman walking around towards the brand-new section of Regatta’s when a most delicious smell arose through the air. I was entranced by the smell and was immediately addicted. Ever since that day, I have loved you.  I love thee so much as to have thee at 10:45 in the morning so I don’t have to wait. Your steamy hot surface, your array of sauces to choose from, your multiple sides to have with the man course; ah, my mouth is watering just thinking about it.

In short, my appetite has wildly been widened since thee have appeared in my life.  You have shown me new things and allowed me new tastes that I never would have thought possible.  As the renowned chef Delia Smith once said, “Food is for eating and good food is to be enjoyed… I think food is, actually very beautiful itself,” and in your case Regatta’s Mongolian Grill, thou are my life’s Aphrodite.  Keep fighting the good fight against bad food.

With love, 

A Mongolian Enthusiast


BARRETT GOODE
BARRET.GOODE.17@CNU.EDU

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